don't be an asshole

this mess is mine and I'll deal with it

starfleetrambo:

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

(via heart)

futchcassidy:

hey quick question. what the fuck is going on

(via isaac)

itcameuponamidnightqueer:

itcameuponamidnightqueer:

improvising is always funny, right

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

(via lubricates)

protowilson:

heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs:

PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]

Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!

(via he-is-fr33)

FAQ

thebootydiaries:

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

(via cobaltdays)

rockboci:

whatucravin:

OMFG LMFAO… turn that volume up 🤣🤣

@rufuvus

(via im-captain-of-this-ship)

square:

itsdaddyslittlegirlblog:

I don’t go what else this can be

image

(via allteenrelates)

Asker pajoong Asks:
What's your favorite part of a cat's body?
sasohime sasohime Said:

setheverman:

the all of it

moonlandy:

guess who my favourite character is

(via parks-and-rex)